can nail you in the head with a shoe thrown from the kitchenIs that where you got your name?
Ha Ha. It should be, as many times as I got nailed with the shoe!!
El Kabong
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To my Italian-American Friends.
by El Kabong ingot this from a relative and just wanted to share with everyone.
all italians have a $40,000 kitchen, but use the $179 stove from american appliance in the basement to cook.the living room couch was covered with plastic.strohmeman and wonder bread was for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches only.there is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living room,front,porch and backyard.a portrait of the pope and frank sinatra in the dining room.god forbid if anyone ever attempted to eat chef boy-ar-dee, franco-american, ragu, prego or anything else in a jar or can (tomato paste is the exception).the following are italian holidays- first weekend in october- grapes for the wine, 3rd weekend in august- tomatoes for the gravy.
speaking of which, it's gravy and not sauce.meatballs are made with pork, veal and beef.
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To my Italian-American Friends.
by El Kabong ingot this from a relative and just wanted to share with everyone.
all italians have a $40,000 kitchen, but use the $179 stove from american appliance in the basement to cook.the living room couch was covered with plastic.strohmeman and wonder bread was for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches only.there is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living room,front,porch and backyard.a portrait of the pope and frank sinatra in the dining room.god forbid if anyone ever attempted to eat chef boy-ar-dee, franco-american, ragu, prego or anything else in a jar or can (tomato paste is the exception).the following are italian holidays- first weekend in october- grapes for the wine, 3rd weekend in august- tomatoes for the gravy.
speaking of which, it's gravy and not sauce.meatballs are made with pork, veal and beef.
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El Kabong
Got this from a relative and just wanted to share with everyone.
- All Italians have a $40,000 kitchen, but use the $179 stove from American Appliance in the basement to cook.
- The living room couch was covered with plastic.
- Strohmeman and Wonder Bread was for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches only.
- There is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living room,front,porch and backyard.
- A portrait of the Pope and Frank Sinatra in the dining room.
- God forbid if anyone EVER attempted to eat Chef Boy-ar-dee, Franco-American, Ragu, Prego or anything else in a jar or can (tomato paste is the exception).
- The following are Italian Holidays- First weekend in October- Grapes for the Wine, 3rd weekend in August- Tomatoes for the Gravy. Speaking of which, it's GRAVY and not Sauce.
- Meatballs are made with Pork, Veal and Beef. We are Italians, we don't care about cholesteral so turkey is an infamnia.
- Turkey is served on Thanksgiviing, AFTER the manicotti, gnocchi,lasagna.
- If anyone EVER says ES-CAROLE, slap em in the face--its SHCAROLE. For that matter, if they ever say ITALIAN WEDDING SOUP, let the idiot know that there is no wedding nor is their an Italian in the soup. Also, the tiny meatballs must be made by hand.
- No matter how hard you know you were going to get smacked, you still came home from church after communion, you stuck half a loaf of bread in the gravy pot, snuck out a fried meatball and chowed down- you'll make up for it next week at confession.
- Sunday dinner was at 1:00 and of course was pasta.
- Getting screamed at by mom- half the sentence was English, the other half Italian.
- Italian mothers never threw a baseball in their life, but can nail you in the head with a shoe thrown from the kitchen, while you're in the living room.
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*sigh*
by Vivamus inbreaking-up sucks.
i'm going back to clean my kitchen, waking up this morning gave me a straight-out attack of cleaning desire.
i lost that desire, but since my entire kitchen is covered in cleaning-soap, i cannot really stop it.
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I just wanna say something to everybody!
by U.2.K. Tha Greate$t inalright i understand that this board is full of non-believers, maybe you believe in evolution(which btw i hate very much) or maybe you are a atheist.
and another thing i notice is that this board is very much against the jw's.
anyway i might be only 22, but i know and i understand more things in this world than half the suckas in this world.
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Does Death & Aging Frighten You?
by Guest 77 inyeah, just what are your thoughts.
does death and aging frighten you?
why your answer?
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WHAT DID YOU GET FOR CHRISTMAS????
by little witch infrom hubby's employer we got three paid days off, a huge fruit basket, and a ham.
i got cards from friends on the forum,
a beautiful package from country woman chock full of treats from the netherlands, and lovely candles (((thank you doll, we were so excited to recieve your gifts))),
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"IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE "ON TV TONIGHT NBC 8PM CST
by wednesday in.it is on channel 5 (nbc) at 8pm cst.
i always watch this and have a joyful cry.
days gone by, happier times, simplier times.
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*sigh*
by Vivamus inbreaking-up sucks.
i'm going back to clean my kitchen, waking up this morning gave me a straight-out attack of cleaning desire.
i lost that desire, but since my entire kitchen is covered in cleaning-soap, i cannot really stop it.
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You ..ARE NOT.. a true christian, if you don't believe Jesus IS God!
by gumby inah........christianity at it's best!.
http://www.witnessinc.com.. if you go to this site above......you will see this is a site maintained by former jw duane magnani.. on his page of what the "true gospel" is.......and what a"true christian" is.......he plainly states that if you do not believe jesus is god himself.........you have nothing.
he even proves all his points by cherry picking known modern scholars who will back him up!
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